As anyone who has been to our AZ office will tell you, Victor has been a valuable part of our office since we adopted him in Hawaii four years ago. The fact that he is a Velociraptor is not so unusual after a while as he is good with people and pets and as long as you do not bring up the “E” word, (Extinction) he is a very easy going fellow. With that in Mind, I will turn things over to Victor as he breaks down the latest trailer for “Jurassic World” which you can see below.
Hello,
It is nice to speak with you all again. There has been a shortage of Dinosaur related films and games recently so I have been on a sabbatical from writing but I am looking forward to sinking my teeth and claws into this trailer.
First off, I am glad that Chris Pratt is in the film, but honestly, if you think he is a pack master to my fellow Raptors, you are kidding yourself. All modesty aside, we are a smart breed and are more then happy to play along if it gets us what we want as you will see later on. Ah yes, running through the jungle in a pack, that brings back fond memories, errr so I was told.
It is nice to see that they finally got the park open as really, what took them so long? Ok a few setbacks here and there but if they did not have such idiotic people in and around the park, mistakes would not happen. We will try to forget that T-Rex in San Diego thing and just call it a bad dream. Same with that guy with the bad mustache looking for his kid.
I know some people will want to draw a connection to Sea World but like our Aquatic friends, know the facts, those Dinosaurs were bred in captivity for the sake of the park and as such it can only be expected that they have to do a few tricks for the masses while they bide their time. At least they are well fed. I would like to know what the tree-huggers would say about feeding a shark to a Dinosaur. It is a bit of a mystery is it not? Feeding one live animal to another live animal in captivity. Hey, circle of life folks, just make sure your on the good side.
Children in a powered ball running around gigantic creatures. Yup, nothing can go wrong here, so moving on….
So Opie’s daughter thinks she can improve on what nature and evolution can do. That is nice. At least Chris has a great slide into home. He must have learned that one during “Moneyball”.
People with their guns going after a Dinosaur. This is always amusing to me as they act like the previous films did not happen. Yes, this will not end well for them.
Chaos and destruction, hey isn’t that The Kingpin? My kind running loose. I bet he thinks that motorcycle is fooling us. Guess again. Look I was right, did you see that long jump and how one of my kind stuck the landing? Sorry for the guy in the way, but hey, nature.
Those flying things are annoying but I can tell you they do taste like chicken so you can see why they are popular with Dinosaurs. In the end the trailer is a nice bit of fun but hopefully the best parts of the film are not in the trailer. We will see this June when the movie is released. Until then, this is Victor and we will see you in the movies.
